Cute Conversation with the Letter C

Cranberry Creative... and if I need to specify country Cranberry Creative Canada! C is my favourite letter. Cat was my first word. (Conscientiousness is important)

Sibling: *offers cheetos*

Me: Thanks These are crunchy. And cool.

S: : Stop...

M: I can't

*we can't stop cackling*

M: those Cheetos...

S: Stop

M: I'm writing down our conversation

*joking and laughing about the cat, M imitated hum of cell phone every time S gets a text*

S: Did you drink tonight?

*laughing*

M: The cackles

S: Did you drink tonight? Was is champagne?

M: Or corona?

S: Or Corona... or Cabernet??

M: You have caved.

(later)

M: I SEE you have caved

S: I'm gonna cry

(later) 

M: *Does this weird clapping rhythm*

S: You're clapping

(later in a mother convo, S suddenly stops)

S: I'm gonna commit. This is a crisis.

(after) 

M: You can now view this conversation on the computer

S: You look very content.

M: It is SEriously personal content. (as in contents)

S: I'm glad you care

M: Thank you for continuing this. It has been very comical

S: It has been a car crash

*giggling/cackling*

S: I am cackling and crying

(M fiddles with the pattern on a glass)

S: what are you doing with the cup?

(both laugh)

I hate myself

M: No, you're the coolest

S: *rolls up Cheetos bag*

M: Hear that crackle

S: *sighs and starts leaving*

M: Good night

S: Good night

*returns*

I have to go care for my teeth... I don't want to get cavities.... sorry this is so cheesy

Why do so many INFJs call ourselves "storm"? It's like we never fully left our cringey middle school phase that way.

Pitching a Tent With the MBTI Cognitive Functions | The Privilege of Second-function Fs

28/07/2018

Segments from the Cognitive functions pitching a tend:

N-dom: What's our technique, our method? Ok, I'll stand here, you stand there...
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S-dom: Let's just take it one step at a time. We can't move forward yet because we need to make sure the tent is pitched in the right direction.
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T-dom: No that's... that's not what I said to do. Like th-- ok don't move. I'll do it.
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F-dom: (thinks) "I can't do anything right".
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F-dom: *wanders off and looks at a tree*
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*N-dom and t-dom arguing*
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S-dom: "Where's F-dom?"

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2nd-function Fs kind of have it made in a social sense. They're usually seen as "nice people" in general, and typically do get along well with most people pretty naturally. People are like, "aw yeah, her? She's such a sweet person" even if we're not necessarily actually sweet all the time.

*Commits heinously passive-aggressive crime against friend from the straw that broke the camel's back*
*Says Sorry*
"Oh yeah her? She's so nice. Such a sweet person."


Top function Fs are also usually seen as nice people too, but they are so much about being EXPRESSSSIVE. They are the most likely to have a complex about their name, and even if they feel dead inside, they must decidedly express to everyone how dead they are inside,because you must EXPRESsS your TRUE AuThEnTic SeLf.

Exprsssssss yerself.


Third function Fs. Oh boy. When they get there are get all vulnerable and trying even if they feel awkward it's so pitiful people are just like "Oh sh*t. Are you okay? Can you please go back to being mean? Please man, really it's okay..." They're like little vulnerable kittens that were jus

Then poor 4th function Fs. They are always such a T-pillar, when they are forced to resort to that 4th function F they just don't know what to do with all those feelings that have been so deep down and everyone else is just pulling their eyelids down from their cheeks, like "what's the matter with you??"
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Sorry about the poor formatting of this, and I hope nobody was offended by it. It is intentionally exaggerated and meant just for fun and giggles :)

Caught in the rain

Getting caught in rain means having the privilege of being the first to be touched by so many new raindrops

Every day since you've been gone, I wake up and wonder if all this and everything that has happened since is just a nightmare waiting to end.

Each morning I wait to wake up,

Between denial and bearing up,

And then I have to choose if today it's denial,

Or bearing up.

"I forgot that I left my track pants upstairs."

"So you lost track of them?"

Instead of teaching people that their depth and their value lie in an illness or weakness, let's empower people to be and identify as more than that.

A funny thing we do in my culture: we call good jokes "bad" and pretend to not like puns and that people who say puns will be punished socially.

Feeling fully accepted sounds like a drug I've never experienced and don't want to try, because from the looks of it it's highly addictive.

It just hit me today that "cherry picking" is called that because you're picking a choosing ones that are good, finding ones without worm holes in them.

It also just hit me today that "wormhole" applies both to space and fruits.