Introducing 'Shorts'

Today I'd like to introduce 'Shorts'. Shorts is a tag that can be found in the word cloud/tags list for lunar-winds, and as of most posts dated on or before today with that tag, was actually posted today. Most of them were just dated on or around the day I actually wrote them down (as opposed to posted them) to get a sense of flow and so that the August 2017 archive isn't bursting with over 30 pieces that are more at home in another month.

A little bit about Shorts:
- Thinks before speaking
- Habitually repeats self, especially when it doesn't seem like anyone heard the first time
- Gets embarrassed when people say "yeah I heard you" after
- Under 5'
- Doesn't have a twitter account
- Favourite quotation: "Brevity is the soul of wit" - Hamlet, William Shakespeare

- Takes water-conscious showers
- Undecided feelings on the nickname "Pants"

Hope you like Shorts


... Maybe Shorts has a best friend named Puns.