Pitching a Tent With the MBTI Cognitive Functions | The Privilege of Second-function Fs

28/07/2018

Segments from the Cognitive functions pitching a tend:

N-dom: What's our technique, our method? Ok, I'll stand here, you stand there...
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S-dom: Let's just take it one step at a time. We can't move forward yet because we need to make sure the tent is pitched in the right direction.
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T-dom: No that's... that's not what I said to do. Like th-- ok don't move. I'll do it.
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F-dom: (thinks) "I can't do anything right".
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F-dom: *wanders off and looks at a tree*
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*N-dom and t-dom arguing*
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S-dom: "Where's F-dom?"

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2nd-function Fs kind of have it made in a social sense. They're usually seen as "nice people" in general, and typically do get along well with most people pretty naturally. People are like, "aw yeah, her? She's such a sweet person" even if we're not necessarily actually sweet all the time.

*Commits heinously passive-aggressive crime against friend from the straw that broke the camel's back*
*Says Sorry*
"Oh yeah her? She's so nice. Such a sweet person."


Top function Fs are also usually seen as nice people too, but they are so much about being EXPRESSSSIVE. They are the most likely to have a complex about their name, and even if they feel dead inside, they must decidedly express to everyone how dead they are inside,because you must EXPRESsS your TRUE AuThEnTic SeLf.

Exprsssssss yerself.


Third function Fs. Oh boy. When they get there are get all vulnerable and trying even if they feel awkward it's so pitiful people are just like "Oh sh*t. Are you okay? Can you please go back to being mean? Please man, really it's okay..." They're like little vulnerable kittens that were jus

Then poor 4th function Fs. They are always such a T-pillar, when they are forced to resort to that 4th function F they just don't know what to do with all those feelings that have been so deep down and everyone else is just pulling their eyelids down from their cheeks, like "what's the matter with you??"
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Sorry about the poor formatting of this, and I hope nobody was offended by it. It is intentionally exaggerated and meant just for fun and giggles :)