SBTI Personality Test - The MBTI Alternative I Was Not Expecting

https://sbti.dev/en 

Thank you to the person who shared 🙏🏻

Honestly I was expecting all of them to be complete jokes, but... Yeah. 😂 

(SBTI - Silly Behavioural Type Indicator, your "internet-poisoned" personality type, and yes it is supposed to be horrible).

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After being shocked by this goofy but almost certainly nonrandom result I had to revisit the homepage. I actually have not been shocked by being called out like this since MBTI; how do they know my coping mechanism?

Turns out this uses five different personality models in one. 

This is hilarious. And also sl comprehensive I can't help but wonder what else can be gathered from it. However, I wouldn't even push for it. MBTI has gone far enough in pop culture, lol. The ridiculousness is probably the best way of keeping the gun and entertaining aspect without it being taken too seriously.

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My result:

THAN-K

Standard outcome

The Thanker

I thank the heavens. I thank the earth.

Quick read

THAN-K people possess a supernatural ability to turn irritation into gratitude with terrifying speed. Traffic jam? Excellent, now there is more time to listen to this beautiful song and study the anxious faces outside the window. Bad weather? Wonderful, now the universe has offered a new angle from which to appreciate existence. Their softness is real, but so is their power. A THAN-K friend is like carrying around a renewable energy tower that runs on perspective and grace. Even mildew in the corner of a wall can become a Van Gogh sky if they are the one describing it.

中文：

THAN-K

标准人格结果

感恩者

我感谢苍天！我感谢大地！

人格速写

恭喜您，您测出了全中国最为罕见的人格。您应当感谢我！感谢您在此刻拥有了生命的滋润！倘若您上班路上堵车了？您也应当说一句：我感谢这次堵车，它让我有更多时间聆听这首美妙的歌曲，并欣赏窗外每一张因焦虑而扭曲的脸庞，让我更珍惜内心的平静。是的，THAN-K拥有温润如玉的性格和海纳百川的胸怀。他们眼中的世界没有完全的坏人，只有“尚未被感恩光芒照耀到的朋友”。拥有一个THAN-K朋友，就像身边多了一个永不枯竭的正能量发射塔。TA甚至能帮你从墙角的霉斑里发现一幅梵高风格的星空图。